but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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