I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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