Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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