she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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