i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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