I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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