Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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