I've blown a few things in my day
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
