Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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