just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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