yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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