haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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