What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
worst night to have a conscience
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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