Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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