Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
