at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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