Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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