You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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