Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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