u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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