i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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