I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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