Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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