I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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