One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I want her autograph on my taint
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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