8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
sex in a hospital.. check
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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