Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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