i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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