i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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