So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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