I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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