if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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