She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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