Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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