Dual....:-)
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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