So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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