Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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