What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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