i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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