Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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