Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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