In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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