dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
just found out that she named her cat after me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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