You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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