I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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