didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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