I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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