Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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