I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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