My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You have to summon your inner elephant
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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