it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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