I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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