You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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