did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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